Reduced fat milk, brewed coffee (filtered water, coffee), sugar, glucose, natural flavors, taurine, sodium citrate, microcrystalline cellulose, panax ginseng extract, ascorbic acid, tricalcium phosphate, carrageenan, caffeine, sodium alginate, niacinamide, sucralose, color added, d-glucuronolactore, guarana extract, inositol, l-carnitine l-tartrate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, riboflavin, maltodextrin. I’m thinking they might have added chocolate to it because Mean Bean might as well have been called “Plain Jane.” There’s slightly more fat in this compared to Mean Bean. These energy drinks usually have them.Ģ20 calories. I’ve also been slacking on the whole “warning: don’t drink this if you are a kid or a pregnant woman” thing, but I think I’ll only point that out if it isn’t on the can from now on. I feel like I have to write this disclaimer every time. So, is this going to be a crazy sheepskin or a crazy fine quality of coffee?Ĭontains milk. Okay, so a mocha late is what I’m thinking.

The official definition of mocha is “a fine-quality coffee,” or “a soft kind of leather made from sheepskin.” Dang. What is mocha? I think it is coffee with chocolate. Look, my Spanish is not that great despite taking it in school. I know Vega called my Shepard “Loco” in Mass Effect. Loca is like “crazy” right, except it is adjusted for the feminine words. This is called Loca Mocha so I think of Spanish. Why is this one woody? What is it about coffee that makes people think of wood? Is it because coffee is grown on trees? If that’s the case, then why aren’t bananas featured with wood too? No problem! I still kinda like the woody design on this can, but I don’t really get it. It isn’t bad, it just isn’t as modified as Irish and Kona blend. Loca Mocha and Mean Bean both have this very plain wood look. If you look at Kona and Irish blend, they seem more involved. I’m thinking this was one of the original Java Monster because of the plain can design. This one is no different with the description on the side of the can.

I haven’t followed a line of drinks this closely since…well, Kickstart.

Monster loca moca nutrition facts